Almost time to say “buh bye” to 2008.  I remember when the year 2000 seemed SO FAR into the future…….  Now?  I’ve started counting the football seasons I have left. Ha.

6:12am… Stat of the day: 17% of workers have snooped through other people’s desks after hours.

6:18am… First Funny in the Morning!
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR 2009 . . . . . .
· To reduce the stress of trying to lose weight, I will gain 30 pounds this year.
· I will ask my boss if I can stop wearing a name tag.
· I will stop spitting on people.

· I will no longer waste my time relieving the past. Instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
· I will not be late for anything… except, you know, when I’m running behind.
· I will clear out the McDonalds wrappers from behind my desk.
· I will continue to NOT exercise.
· I will quit focusing on my faults and start focusing on the faults of others.
· I will no longer procrastinate.  Starting tomorrow.

6:30am… Had quite a rush last night on Vikings Playoff bus seats/tickets.  We have a big ‘ol bus and lower level tickets to Sunday’s game against the Eagles.  Wanna come along?

6:47am… Today is National Antacid Day.  Am thinking I have the stomach of a goat, cause I am not even sure what “antacid” is.  I’ve heard others complain about it, but am not sure I’ve ever had it?  (Am looking it up…)

Lets see……………………….. If you have indigestion you may have the following symptoms:

pain, fullness or discomfort in the upper part of your abdomen or chest
heartburn (what is heartburn?)
loss of appetite
feeling sick
flatulence (gas passed from your rectum), burping or belching

I don’t think I’ve had ANY of those things….. (’cept the LAST one, ha)

7:30am… Saddam was hanged by the neck until dead TWO years ago today.  We have newly discovered audio… Listen: Saddam

7:47am… A report says 1 in 6 households have cell phones instead of landlines…
Creepy Odd? Funeral directors are getting requests to bury the deceased with their cell phones.

Impossible Question: Only one in four teenagers owns one of these. What is it? Answer: A Wristwatch Winner: Carol Cleaver from Sioux City, Iowa

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