December 24th, 2008
Happy Christmas! Merry New Year! Guess it has been a few days since I’ve BLOGGED… Could it be because I haven’t been WORKING? Yes, that is it….
Stat of the Day: 7%. Chances I will be blogging tomorrow, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. I have another 4-day weekend.
Stat of the Day II: 2%. A new Rasmussen report says that only 2% of Americans think congress is doing an excellent job.
First Funny in the Morning!
Signs Santa Claus Is Actually A Woman!
· A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
· Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.
· Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
· Constantly whining about “equality” until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.
· No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.
· Seems jolly one minute, and the next thing you know, goes through the roof.. go figure..
· Prefers milk & cookies to beer & nachos.
· Wears the same “fat clothes” day after day, and keeps a size 6 red suit in the closet because by next Christmas, she IS going to be thin.
· Who else would park an over-filled sled and nine reindeer on top of a house?
6:30am… This is nice…………..Cedar Point amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio, has donated $6,500 to help feed the homeless. The money came from the pockets of people who rode the park’s roller coasters.
6:58am… Charges are likely for a Pennsylvania woman accused of piercing kittens in the ear, neck, and tail, and then selling them over the Internet as goth kittens. I guess I sometimes don’t GET IT. How is piercing a kittens ear any different than cutting the tails off dogs??
Impossible Question: One of these lasts about 5 days, what is it? Answer: A Roll of toilet paper. Winner: Wayne Wiph from Del Rapids, SD.
Best Christmas Light Display EVER!