December 15th, 2008
President Bush had some “size 10’s” thrown at him yesterday. Did you see the video?
First Funny in the Morning!
Reasons Why It’s Wonderful To Be A Woman!
· When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
· A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she’ll think she’s gay.
· Women live longer than men.
· A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
· If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
· Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
· If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she’s cute.
· Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
· Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
· A woman can never be blamed if it’s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl… or CAN they?????
6:45am… Today is coon skin cap day!
The woman kicked out of the New York Giants game for not being dressed properly:
This isn’t what she was wearing — still trying to find the picture, but similar. Looks like a woman who wants a lot of attention.
Impossible Question: 68% of kids have done this emotional thing during the Christmas season. What is it? Answer: Cry on Santa’s lap Winner: Reggan Huot from Centerville, South Dakota