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SIGNS YOU’RE AT A BAD HALLOWEEN PARTY . . . . ..
· When they run out of candy corn, they start giving kids corn-on-the-cob.
· The bowl by the front door is only filled with diabetic candy and pennies.
· All the women came as Joe The Plumber.
· The fog machine is grandpa chain smoking.
· A carved watermelon is on the front porch.
· Your mom shows up in her Baywatch costume.
· The party “DJ” is playing Christmas music
· The guy dressed like The Wolfman keeps howling at all the women.
· You give each kid trick or treating for Unicef — a toilet swirlie.
· Four words: Bobbing for razor blades.

6:30am… The first winner of a $1-million a year for life scratch card game in New York is Kennan Altunis.  Kennan is already a multimillionaire.

6:58am… It’s more important to men than it is to women that their kids resemble them, says a new study.  Scientists say men prone to doubt — are they REALLY my kid? Females are more concerned that a baby looks healthy and cute.  Are you SURE your kids are YOURS?

7:30am…In the latest case of possible voter fraud, a Columbus, Ohio family is not thrilled that their 96-year-old grandma was allowed to cast a ballot. They visited her at the nursing home and saw an “I voted today” sticker on her clothing. “I’m hot. I’m livid,” says granddaughter Chrystal Brown. “A month ago, she couldn’t tell you her name she was so bad, and, depending on what time of day it is, her name is the only thing she can tell you.”  It is believed Grandma vote for…… Barack Obama.

8:12am… Today’s Fact:  Baboons cannot throw overhanded.  Which MAY explain why there are so many baboons playing softball…

8:20am… Fox plans to cancel King of the Hill.  Lets have a moment of silence…………

Song of the day…

Impossible Question: 21% of people with pets do this less often than people do DON’T have pets.  What is it?  Answer: Go on Vacation.  Winner: Doug Stoebner from Menno, South Dakota